Bypassed Bonbon

The following are all the types of chocolate bars I have received over the 10+ Halloweens spent trick-or-treating:

1. Oh Henry
2. Kit Kat
3. Crunchie (yuck)
4. Aero (only okay if you're pretty desperate)
5. Dairy Milk (boring!)
6. Crispy Crunch
7. Mars Bar
8. Skor
9. Snickers (ew)
10. Three Musketeers
11. Reese's Peanut Butter Cups
12. Reese's Pieces
13. Smarties
14. Glossette Raisins
15. Glossette Peanuts
16. Caramilk
17. Hershey Cookies'n'Creme
18. regular boring Hershey
19. Wunderbar (blech)
20. Coffee Crisp
21. M & M's
22. Peanut M & M's

Not ONCE have I ever dumped my bag of goodies on to the kitchen table and found, immersed in the sea of candies, chocolates, and other assorted teeth-rotting yumminess, a scrumptious treat-size Rolo!

How can Rolos be anything other than traditional Halloween fare? Why did they not make the cut? Did I just not go to the right houses? Live in the wrong neighbourhood? Move to the worst province in Canada?